The Municipal rocket authority is here to serve you!
In conjunction with your neighborhood authorities, municipal rocket
patrols are ready to come to your assistance, whenever you make
the call. Just locate the rocket response call box located nearest
you - Break the glass and follow the instructions inside.
Response times may vary.
• Note: Rocket response teams are not entirely qualified.
Avoid contacting them for following situations: street crime,
vandalism, indecency, food shortages, public displays, vagrancy,
Text reproduced electronically from archival materials dated 1963.